Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.