Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
“The human body generates more bio…
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
