Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways