I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
100% of success is showing up on time
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
