God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
I want what you want so I want a cow
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
