No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.