I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

A being becomes human when you add meaning

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines