In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say