Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe