Haiku, por Chris Gaither

“A Sunday-size Puzzle with a Fun Whirlpool Shape”

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Believe in– phrasal verb 1) To have faith or confidence in the existence of (something) 2) To have confidence in a person or a course of action

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Get-In-Line Skating

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Postmodern Near Death Experience

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

You Can Handle the Half-truth but Please Don’t Handle the Merchandise

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

To Be Continued

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

You Never Forget How to Ride a Bike, but You Have to Forget How to Walk

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

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Your Life Is a Dream; What Wish Is It Fulfilling?

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

The Edge

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

“When you put a lot of individual rationalities together, what you get out of it isn’t a single rationality. You get something else. And you get something that an individual may not even be capable of understanding.” David Auerbach

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

To Hell With It

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Obligations Are Those Things You Have to Do but Which You Can Choose Not To

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

God’s “I Do” Is Forever

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Coffee Schlock

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

Your Prompt Attention to This Antimatter Will Be Greatly Remunerated

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

Chris Gaither

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