Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

Never Win Anything

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,