We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
