I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable