Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power