Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
