When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging