I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

I risked loss And lost; I win

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

I have an idea: I have no idea

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

The less you need to control the more powerful you

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground