Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…