At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar