Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed