Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries