(2014)
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
