Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…