(2014)
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
