There once lived a poetaster named… He’d pretend that he’s always happ… He’ll always laugh and make a joke… But when he danced, it’d be just a…

This Bastard goes on a wild spree… At night he wildly engages in a bo… Huffing and puffing, he would give… Thereafter, sickenly stoned out, h… And Bastard will rise early to g…

To first-timers, th’ pain’s excruc… As the stick painfully pierces the Hymen: but she said, ' I felt not…