Fuck you, Elon Musk You are not the president Quit acting that way

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The colors of the Fall So vibrant and unique Today’s kids might even say “Nature’s just on fleek!”

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If there’s a problem that you’re f… Do it Go right through it There’s nothing to it Just remember it’s worth embracing

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She was once the fastest woman ali… and won a gold medal to prove it less than a decade ago. But where does one go from the top of the world?

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It’s difficult, Perhaps even impossible, To fully appreciate an artist While they’re still alive And practicing their craft.

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If the rule of law does not survive neither will our nation. Will we nobly save or meanly lose