She enjoyed 96 years of luxury and privilege far beyond anything we could ever imagine. Now that her time is up
To the cobblestones of Europe: I love your quirkiness. With all your shapes, sizes, and c… You make an irregular mess.
“Obrigado” is All the Portuguese I know But it is enough. I might never come back here But I’ll sure jump at the chance.
Trump’s angry mob Took a raised fist From Missouri’s junior senator Much more seriously Than he could ever imagine.
Target: Sunshine State Idalia’s in the Gulf. It’s time to prepare.
Ever the sun shines Ever the heart pines Ever the eye sees Ever the dog pees Ever the birds fly
If the rule of law does not survive neither will our nation. Will we nobly save or meanly lose
Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann or Ginger? Actual women don’t fit so easily into this duality
There was a young puppy named Gus Who charmed and amused all of us. While on a retractable leash He darted all over. Yeesh! It made Meg and John want to cuss…
When the sun shines on Friday mor… Especially in the Spring It reminds us of what good things The coming day can bring. So offer the people you encounter
Here lies Rob Harris He once drank a lot of beer Then he gave it up
Billowing clouds swirl below While a pale yellow sunlight fringes the horizon. The fury of last night’s storms Upended our travel plans
May she carry that glass to an eternal reception providing her with everything she wants
Assholes in traffic A Chicago fact of life They need to drive, too
Sometimes Inspiration finds you and it’s great when that happens. Just don’t expect it to remain ver…