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Here lies Rob Harris He once drank a lot of beer Then he gave it up

The next time you’re gardening upon your lovely terrace make sure to keep a lookout for the Phyllophaga Harris. More commonly known as a Junebug

In a world where every single mont… Is measured as being the warmest o… It’s not such as bad thing To have a chilly day outside. The unbearable heat will be here

July 19, 2013 Chicago, Illinois On a brutally hot night Ed stood beneath the scoreboard of the ballpark he loves

When I was there ten weeks ago Portugal seemed most charming. But today the fires raging there Are utterly alarming. Then I witnessed only blue

Thanks, Bob, for making us laugh In your calm and cerebral fashion. Other performers would shout and c… But you had a different way to cas… Comedy albums are a thing of the p…

There once was a man named Fritz Who loved to eat gravy with grits. He loved them with butter but they made his heart flutter So now he just eats them in fits.

Whenever you have a loving family who share their lives with each ot… you’re very fortunate, indeed. Thanks to El Rey del Taco, the U… and all the people who worked with…

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand 80s music rules!

2024 will be culture wars all day, every day so we might as well get it started on Day One. Senator Tuberville would be upset

They go on TV at night And make all of us laugh. But the best part of it Is irritating T**** by half. He rages at their satire

His football team wore gold and bl… For the city that makes our steel Success was the fruit of their lab… Four Super Bowl trophies are real

The snow’s on its way And Christmas is, too So now is the very best time To wish “Merry Christmas” to you. May your holidays be happy