#Americans #XXCentury
A girl whose cheeks are covered wi… Has an advantage with me over one…
Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with. They interfere with the discipline of nurseries, They ...
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…
The ostrich roams the great Sahar… Its mouth is wide, its neck is nar… It has such long and lofty legs, I’m glad it sits to lay its eggs.
More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United Sta… That’s how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can sw…
I don’t mind eels Except as meals. And the way they feels.
I find it very hard to be fair-min… About people who go around being a… I just can’t see any fun In soaring up up up into the sun When the chances are still a fresh…
The pig, if I am not mistaken; Supplies us sausage, ham, and baco… Let others say his heart is big— I call it stupid of the pig.
My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What’s he there f… The only answer I can find Is, Reproduction of his kind. If I’m supposed to swallow that,
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs Is those things arms, or is they l… I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I’d call me Us.
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
He who is ridden by a conscience Worries about a lot of nonscience; He without benefit of scruples His fun and income soon quadruples…
The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.
