Ev’ryone’s so shiny and bright Double rainbows and laser lights I guess that’s why I’ve come to c… To be the dark side of the moon

I don’t write poems for poets Flowery language, indulge us I break it down With a simpler sound And anything more would be less

You showed me the switch And all that comes with it Karma’s a bitch

Most poems perused Would probably be better Made into haikus

Wish I was a shepherd With a flock of sheep Sitting on a hillside Grass beneath my feet Watching over loved ones

I saw you lying in our bed And love profound danced through m… The beauty of your soul, like brea… Is all I need to feel well fed

If we would just ask Mother Nature for answers We might find our truths

If this world’s taught me nothing… It’s that you have to fend for sel… From gnashing teeth and twisted mo… Or sneaky fox in the hen house

I thought that she Could be the one I thought that we Were having fun And then I spoke

You’ve always been ahead the curve And paradise awaits your nerve To hold on fast and never swerve From the sweet path of nature’s ve…

Shake your ass Make a pass And let’s get down to business I’ve never seen A better dream

I like pretty girls With really tight curls That know how to dance and move me They gyrate and flex And downright perplex

I want the weird one The one that everyone says is not… That one has created a Self That one I can love

I don’t know what, quite, will unf… I only see silver and gold That’s all I need to tightly hold Onto this dream of getting old