I'm not scared of toasters, but it's ok if you are.  Fearing things that can hurt you is natural.  Unfortunately, I'm a sucker for huckleberry jam on toast, so I take that risk every day.  I don't have forever, and life isn't always enjoyable, but have you TRIED huckleberry jam?  It's hard to hate the world when you have that slightly chunky, gelatinous concentration on a piece of glutenous (or should I say gluttonous) bread.