Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.
On their 50th anniversary Sammy gave Dolly a necklace and told his darling wife that if they lived long enough one of them would wake
Let’s not worry about it, Dearie, life gets better, life gets worse. We’re no different than the seasons of the year except we’re luckier than most having
He tries again to situate his gros… nose beneath his spectacles. He twists the silver toothpick in… and hunches now a little more towa… saying “Listen, dear, I’ve said a…
A tractor trailer with slats and m… pulls up at a city slaughterhouse. The driver pulls the wrong lever and two thousand pounds of trotting cattle go for an easy
Neighbors were happy to see Fred and Opal come back for the annual block party. Old Bill asked Fred why they moved and Fred said
One has to be careful campaigning door-to-door. One doesn’t know who’s behind any door. Could be someone
She speaks the truth as she always has in 40 years of marriage especially when she’s lost in making dinner
In a yard abandoned this winter when the owner moved grass is growing this spring
On their honeymoon he asked her not to sit down. Might bruise the peaches. Donal Mahoney
My wife’s amazed when I station myself at the computer writing this or that despite a hound dog
Used to be she’d tell him what to get at the grocery store and he always brought it back. Now she makes a list.
After the Inauguration, perhaps he will take his family on vacatio… Hawaii’s an oasis during the winte… But in time he’ll watch for someth… that will challenge his skill set.
Herb’s a middle-age son with a big family and lots of pressure. Too busy to care for Mom and Pop so he drives to Shady Lane to see if he thinks they might like the p…
We hung suet out on the deck today hoping the wrens would come and stay the winter,