Phone rings. Wilbur answers it. “This is Grace. Is Thelma there?… “No,” says Wilbur. “She’s out won… “You mean wandering about?” ‘No, she used to wander about. No…
“Quiet, please,” I tell her, “I want to hear the music.” She is sitting next to me again, this time on a paisley couch, a woman in a lime bikini I met
Dad hit me only once, an uppercut to the solar plexus. It nearly lifted me off my feet. I was 17 then and already fairly tall, 6’1.” He was 48 and of medium height, 5’8,” a fireplug who...
After the Inauguration, perhaps he will take his family on vacatio… Hawaii’s an oasis during the winte… But in time he’ll watch for someth… that will challenge his skill set.
Officer Burks brings Max the Bloodhound into the alley and Max immediately strains at his leash.
We’re equal we agree in the eyes of someone Fred says isn’t there and I say is and we agree
Can you hear me in the bunker, Le… Sorry to hear ISIS has you in a… But I’m delighted to know you’re… camouflaged in your bunker with an… Now you’re telling me ISIS is th…
It was an ancient city. All the young people left as soon as they could but the old remained in their mortgaged huts
Unable to sleep Bill watches preachers on TV after midnight. The preachers warn the Saved Satan is coming to get them. Bill wonders why preachers do this…
A woman was seated next to me as we waited for the debate to sta… The candidates were late taking th… She said she shouldn’t have come because she couldn’t vote for eith…
Ten years ago, when they were tykes just in their 70s, Melvin used to tell Emma eat your Wheaties
It’s a disgusting thing but Paddy Gilhooley, who knew better as a child, had begun farting in church very early in life. He started in grammar school, many decades ago, long before the ...
In our tent we hear whippoorwills happy to see dawn dismiss the night Donal Mahoney
It’s war plain and simple when I fill the feeder out in the sycamore with millet and niger
When the president speaks from the podium and mentions the 20 children shot to death at Sandy Hook by a lunatic with a rifle,