“If you don’t like the gun, my dea… I can exchange it for a negligee b… I’ve given you many negligees. I think a gun’s important to have around the house
It’s a small backyard I’ve watched for years from an upstairs window while chained to a computer. Whatever the weather
Fred brought his old comic books and some hard candy to a food pant… and didn’t think much about it. Just a different kind of donation. Maybe somebody would want them.
The uncommon is common in America today. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Seinfeld
I don’t know the answer but perhaps the Dalai Lama knows the final resting place of pygmies who live in jungles unexplored and never hear a sermon from
Cookies for George, 40 years back from Viet Nam, are the only payment the man will accept to mow your lawn,
The priest had been here earlier a… and relatives and friends in singl… “Sorry for your troubles,” one by… bending over Maggie Murphy, silen… a foot or so from Paddy, resplende…
Steven is a retired teacher disturbed by the problems he sees in education. Schools weren’t perfect when he was teaching but they were better than they are today. He has ideas for impro...
Remember, a blind man can see things a sighted man can’t… So I’ll tell you about her and th… you can tell me whether I’m right. The first time a man meets her,
Strapped to his bed in the nursing home, he tells every nurse who comes in and tightens his straps
And so I’ll tell old Max, and maybe he will listen, it’s time to call the plumber in and tell him,
Our house has a garret I never went up to until I retire… Now I’m up there almost every day unless I have to stay in bed until another spell passes.
America has had presidents who will be remembered as much for what they said as for what they did. Americans will never forget
Someone you respect does something that sticks in your craw like a fish bone dining in a crab shack. You try to cough it up
It was always a lovely yard, the grass green, never a weed. Dandelions in spring were an endangered species as soon as she spotted them.
