It’s never what she says always how she says it and how she stands when she says it and what she says
My wife’s amazed when I station myself at the computer writing this or that despite a hound dog
Tonight I can’t sleep so I ponder the universe and all the planets around me swirling in syncopation with me on one of them
The cur dog tethered to a stake across the road runs back and forth barking all day
The police have announced the arrest of an ecumenical fellow who in less than two weeks in the middle of the night set fir… to seven churches in St. Louis.
They got along fine lying down but sitting up or standing, well that was quite another thing. Talking made things worse. Lying down they found
He saved money for years to vacation in the Everglades because he has degrees in the study of reptiles. He’s an expert at the zoo.
A friend in England rings me up and we talk about this and that. He asks if my president’s in touch with all that’s going on and I say he should be in touch, going to
Praise for Him coming from us is like the bark of a terrier at the foot of his master
The editor of the school paper came at the appointed hour and found the old poet in his backyard alert in a lawn chair with a
Remember, a blind man can see things a sighted man can’t… So I’ll tell you about her and th… you can tell me whether I’m right. The first time a man meets her,
The problem is, Priscilla grew up in a penthouse having parties whil… Biff came of age under a bridge fighting other trolls, he remember… When Pris calls his office and sa…
It tears the stomach out of Roy to see old folks shopping at an all-night grocery store ancient couples, on canes and walkers
The amount in every paycheck has a period in it. Those who get a paycheck every week dream about seeing a comma three spaces in front of the perio…
I told my son now that he’s a father he has to be careful about what he says around his child. No swearing, of course,