Dylann Roof defended himself in the sentencing phase of his tri… after he was convicted of killing nine people during a Bible study, the nine people who welcomed him

A woman was seated next to me as we waited for the debate to sta… The candidates were late taking th… She said she shouldn’t have come because she couldn’t vote for eith…

If love’s real, not the puppy kind, it’s not just a feeling but an act of the will a constant giving

An old friend lost an old friend the other day. Jim said they were both getting up in years and he just happened to outlast Herman. Jim was black and Herman was white but that had never...

I told my son now that he’s a father he has to be careful about what he says around his child. No swearing, of course,

I’ll have to ask some preacher what if he comes when it’s inconvenient when I’m bowling or lifting a stein of lager

Time’s a jet plane when you’re young. You go to school get a good job marry someone nice

They’re the oldest couple my wife and I know and we’re no pups either. Peter out for a walk leans on his cane often

America has two kinds of migrants, those with money and those with hope, a farmer’s wife told me the day I stopped to buy some eggs.

There’s nothing wrong with you. We both know this is true but there’s something wrong with m… and you know what that is. It’s the elephant in the room

I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me

Been in trouble all my life childhood through old age. I took the alleys

I can’t speak for the women attending this conference on Homeland Security. They’re scholars, too, brought here for their expertise.

When the president speaks from the podium and mentions the 20 children shot to death at Sandy Hook by a lunatic with a rifle,

Fancy spam emails I don’t mind nor the ones cobbled in broken English from someone who says he’s with a bank overseas