Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.

Niagara Falls her silver hair so long it bounces off the swan

Middle of the night someone’s in the house. Can’t be the wife asleep next to you. She’ll be mad

They’re widows, old and gray, bent over a quilting frame, sewing to meet a deadline for the next raffle

Oliver Jones, now gray and grizzl… cut the Miller’s lawn for years.… a victim of Agent Orange, Oliver’… almost as old as the Millers, his… Recently he’s left ridges and tuft…

The others, of course, are more ra… but less apt to show it. Whenever I strike, I never romp o… I stand with the wrist that I’ve… from the lady locked in my teeth

You have the back rent and come home from work and find everything in a mountain out on the lawn with the kids sitting on the curb crying

My boss has a problem with God or rather a problem with me because I believe in God and he doesn’t. Or so we discover

Departures from the norm we are. Not just you and me but

If you live in North Dakota it’s hard to get all hot about global warming in the winter while you watch the snow clog your wipers and you

The problem with Chloe is she moved to San Diego where the weather’s fair but hasn’t found anyone who’ll listen to her so she

After Saturday tennis I came home took a nap and woke up dizzy had trouble walking. My balance was off so I went to bed and slept 20 hours

Memories never go away. They’re visitors from yesterday arriving unannounced often to a mixed reception. Faces aren’t clear but

There are good souls who say poverty need not always be with us who say there’s a way to make it disappear