There’s always something. Like the growth you found under your arm showering this morning but you decided to go

Last night my recliner broke. I used the lever to lean back and I went way back, almost heels over head. A shock. I hate going to the recliner store

The poor are hungry in America. Their numbers would fill stadiums throughout this prosperous land. And feral cats are running wild, eating songbirds in our yards,

Paddy Dineen enjoyed good health till his heart gave out while filling his cart in a health food store.

“One stall for all” is a new scenario for Wilbur. Thanks to his wife, he knew in the past the right thing to do but now he doesn’t know what

Heaven’s Sake or maybe Hell No. Even if we weigh a ton our body’s not a problem

They had things in common, Paul and June, at an age when most boys and girls don’t and maybe that’s why they were the only couple in sixth grade dating, if you can call it that. This wa...

“We had the other ones done there,… “Why not go there again? Everythi… No complications. Who cares about… Bunch of do-gooders with hidden ca… “I don’t care about the publicity,…

Puerto Rican girl thin, thin, let street lights pour bourbon on your hair, anise on your skin.

A poor man comes to the door after the storm last winter and asks if he can have something to eat if he shovels the walk. You say forget about the snow.

Fred prefers a mouse connected by a wire to his keyboard. Walt prefers a mouse that’s portable, able

Next to me on the train going home to the suburbs is another guy stuck in a suit reading his paper, a normal-looking guy

And so I’ll tell old Max, and maybe he will listen, it’s time to call the plumber in and tell him,

Take it from Martin, if you live in an old house, as much as you love it, bad things happen Despite maintenance,

Someone has to cut the grass Molly tells Bill dozing off in his recliner too weary to cut it. For years a vet from Vietnam