Wally Anderson, father of three daughters, was not pleased after reading an email from Shelly, his eldest, a week before Father’s Day. He thought she might be coming to visit for the ho...
When Bill goes home to the church of his youth he finds things are different. They don’t sing “Amazing Grace” the way they did when he was
Day and night preachers hawk the Message of the Cross on television. Once a month they pause and beg for money for
Eight blondes with brown eyes nod at working men nearby. Sunflowers rule the sky. Donal Mahoney
Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.
After 50 years Wilma at her class reunion thinks Waldo’s changed with age that he’s nice now, not the snake she wed
Holiday Parties Millie comes home bawling from another holiday party and Willie asks what’s the problem. Millie says her friends are cheese…
A reporter asked Wilbur once if there were any advantages to being deaf and Wilbur used sign language to say not that he could think of
Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.
One, a nun, has her transfer in her hand. She’s silently praying. Another, a hooker, has her income in her purse.
After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney
Ruth’s at an age where she’s happy to sit in the sun under a patio umbrella and watch a line of ants
If smiles had echoes all the world would hear Grandma’s bouncing off the stars Donal Mahoney
Despite the digital holocaust of computers and cell phones, Newberry Library remains the Vatican of books with the right sounds,
Elmo has spent 40 years cutting hair in a little shop in a country town along the Mississippi. Vegetables and meat