God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
