We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God