I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

God is the world’s only super-bower

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns