I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

There is no Status quo But there is Status

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been