She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
It’s always darkest before the yawn
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth