As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time