Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant