If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class