Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense