In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved