My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
